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A conversation I dream to have :

"Ok Joel, hand it over," I say glaring at his wallet, "Well, I can't, I've got more movies to destroy, more money to bilk from studios and audience members."  "JOEL, hand over your director's license, and, while you're at it, hand over your camera, you certainly don't know how to use it." I don't think I'm alone here.

Schumacher's latest suck-fest The Number 23 is getting a stellar set of reviews over at Rotten Tomatoes.
I'm not going to brag, but, I called it.  Yep, though, when I first saw the trailer for this thriller/horror pic I was halfway interested only to be donkey punched in the groin with the words, "Directed by Joel Schumacher". Some people think I'm a movie snob, but, I really don't need 23 reasons not to see this movie, I only need a couple to have Schumacher forced to only direct traffic:

• Batman and Robin - "Did someone say Freeezee?"

• 8MM - Really? The only time I WANTED to be the subject in a snuff film.

• Phonebooth - Colin Farrell stuck in a phone booth for almost two hours, awesome.

Ok, that's enough, I don't want to bring back too many bad memories. I will also make a prediction this will be the highest grossing movie this week, hell, if a flaming skeleton on a motorcycle can do it, doesn't a psychotic Jim Carrey have a chance?